You really coming over, don't trick.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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