she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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