She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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