How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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