C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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