used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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