you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
im six kinds of drunk right now
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
