So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I just googled if crying burns calories
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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