so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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