oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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