I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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