I've blown a few things in my day
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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