GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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