I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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