ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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