Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Randomize
