Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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