Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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