my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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