I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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