their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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