? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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