yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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