And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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