? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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