hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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