normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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