What tipped you off? The sombrero?
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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