so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
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