No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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