Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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