Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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