...so i touched it.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Randomize
