whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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