I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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