I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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