Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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