she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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