Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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