Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
God, you're like boner-b-gone
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Enjoy the penises
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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