they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Did you pee in the oven last night??
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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