'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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