If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
bring money and cleavage
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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