I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Drake has all the answers
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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