My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
This toilet bowl is my home.
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