Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
my god I love twenty year old dicks
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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