guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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