:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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