is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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