KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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