Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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