porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Come see our sink grown plant.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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