Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I want to have your abortion
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
It was confusing and full of hummus
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
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