Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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