DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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